“Why, that deadbeat! Where’s my MONEY?” Now, being a Negative Nellie won’t get you very far when it comes to debtors – broken patellas don’t pay bills. Pay Me Oil is used when a person or institution owes you a legitimate debt, or has a bill to pay you. This oil is blended not to command the debtor to pay, but to improve their situation to the point where they can pay … and do. To use Pay Me Oil, one may anoint an invoice or bill, and deliver it directly to the debtor. One may also soak a penny in the oil for 24 hours, then put it in the center of a piece of parchment. Around the edges of the parchment, write this verse with Dragon’s Blood ink: “Repay your debts without delays; your reward will be happy days.” Fold the parchment up with the penny inside and give it to the debtor. Expect payment within a week. If the debtor is impossible to reach in person, one may anoint a green figure candle (representing the debtor or head of the delinquent institution), inscribe the candle with pertinent personal information, and the amount owed.